Friday Forward - English Bloopers

These are some dialogs said by teachers and professors who are not so good at ENGLISH.

our class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" *******************************************
once our hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america .."....lol...
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DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. tried to switch the fan on but there was sum problem. and
then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)*******************************************
teacher in a furious mood...write down ur name and father of ur name!!*******************************************
"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college" *******************************************
"half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left n the remaining come behind me"...... *******************************************
My manager started like this"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids" *******************************************
"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDED ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
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our chemistry HOD comes and tells us..."My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter" *******************************************
tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
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our lab assistant said this when my frnd wrote wrong code.."i understand. u understand.computer how understand??