Five point zero one one....

Hey people,

As on this date I have earned 5 years of experience in IT industry .

Below are my skills.

1. CCP(CUT COPY PASTE )
2. MS-WORD and MS-EXCEL( Things which client does not know)
3. ACTING (client kitta nallavan maathiriye nadikarathu)
4. Internet Explorer , MS-OUTLOOK , LOTUS NOTES
5. KT (Have given KT to six people and received KT from more associates. None of this was useful)


Achievements:
1. Had been the person paying the highest amount every month in canteen.
2. Had never been on Bench ( Nee velai senjalum seyyalanaalum onnu thaanu sollitaanga)
3. Making people believe that I have technical and domain knowledge.
4. Has never completed PL’s training.(I attended once ..ennala mudiyala...)
5. Has spent more time in NDTV and CRICINFO sites than those who maintain it.